Response To Being Featured on the YouTube Front Page

Rock and roll, John. You're a great talent with fantastic vision. Keep faithfully following your star. It shall take you (and hopefully the rest of us) to the promised land of comedy. You are a true trailblazer.

It's John Holden the gay fag! you have wasted my time asshole! you are definitely making fun of people on Youtube. I hope you get kicked out of the feature. Put your clothes on motherfucker!

John Holden certainly is a jolly fellow isn't he? Anyways.. Great response I thought it was very well put and I think this may be one of the best "comment response video" ever.

Hi John... I've seen every video you've made. If people don't like them they don't have to watch.. it's all a choice. Keep up the good work.

are you really gay? Your really hot... hit me up if you want to talk?

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John,

I'm a producer for Minnesota Public Radio, and I'd like to do a story about your recent brush with YouTube fame. Would you be willing to grant me an interview?

Please e-mail me at the above address.

-Curtis

WOW MPR . I'd be shitting my pants with happyness

plasticine

hahaha that was really funny...

Don't you love how *gay* is everyone's favorite intelligent word?

fuck you! you are gay!

what a waste of time! ive flagged you for nudity and shocking content. I hope they remove all your videos

Mark writes "what a waste of time! ive flagged you for nudity and shocking content. I hope thy remove all your videos" ... Guess what "Mark" ... you don't have to "watch" if it's "a waste of time" for you. WOW! Brilliant idea! You've flagged for nudity and shocking content?! What?! Have you been outside in the world lately?! Aww, poor baby Mark! Was that "shocking" to you?! lol Come outside of your little bubble sometime into the real world you poor little baby boy... get a life instead of flagging others and attempting to ruin what it is they enjoy doing. No one is forcing you or anyone else to watch.

I love and respect what you do and for standing up for what you believe in despite what all these perfect people have to say through their ignorant and most unintelligent comments. Good for you! Keep in mind, all these people who comment negatively on your videos and so forth, they're absolutely perfect and have never said or done "one" thing in their lives that they're in the least bit ashamed of. Therefore, they're completely warranted to leave those comments they do and tell you what they think about your art. Hey, their comments are almost as entertaining as the videos because they're so unoriginal and predictable! lol Keep up the good work! This life would be so lame and boring without people like yourself! Could you imagine?! blah! Take care!

Hey feller,

Is that pooch that's stuck to your mitt down (or up) with fistin'? I'd love to rock a decent ass gulp with that little bug! It's written in the "Book of Gay" that you can fist a chicks asshole with a fucking cob rollin' bug on your claw and still be as gay as slenderella, especially if you're higher then hell, so complying with this request would NOT in any way threaten your official gay certification as issued by the online community.

I await further instruction. Anticipation MOUNTS!

Gobble gobble!

I have always loved you. i read your little books when i am peeing. well ok, that's a lie, when i poop and can sit and take my sweet time. I am glad to see you are doing well. I miss seeing you around but what the hell, now i can see you on any computer anywhere, naked.

I will always love you and your supple lactating nipples, John Holden.

hahaha your very funny

you got nothing better to do lol

i met you once in duluth at some party. you had the same smile i was used to seeing luke wear. you and lukes zines and that cd and this here video blog are thoroughly enjoyable. i do have a question though: i put out a small comic anthology and i was wondering if we might use THE RIPOFF (nick already gave me the the originals to scan). lemme know and to get an idea of what we are about, check out: dot-dot-dot-ink.blogspot.com

I'm not sure how the hell you come up with this stuff, takes one hell of a creative mind. Does the average show take time to prep? Or are you that quick? Either way...I end up rolling, thanks for the laughs and life lessons.

You are fantastic... I dont care what some of these losers post! Always remember that the haters are your biggest fans...

Rock on.

Kate

horny asshole

fuck you homo shit, i hope to see you bleeding more.

In case anybody is wondering, seven of these comments came from the same IP address. And I think you can figure out which ones.

what town do you think thi person is from? Duluth o LA?

This person is from Montreal. I banned 'em. First time I ever did that. But I'd feel like I was cheating people's sympathy otherwise.

i really like what you do. if you haven´t already you should check out artist david shrigley. you have a lot in common.

Flag with nudity? What is it with you peeps, hope you guys are not serious. On topic: great vids here and on Youtube. Nice to see there are still real people with a good sence of humour about how reality is perseived (too often not right by the wrong peeps, duh). Good job!!

Greetz,
XtOf

Wow. You are blowing up!

Hilarious. Keep on keeping your clothes off. The people who chide you for it are merely afraid.

Hey John, I heard your interview on MPR. I think you are being too hard on yourself regarding your video responses. You're not picking on people. That's one of the reasons that I really love them. You're not taking any cheap shots, you're giving a sincere and also hilarious video response. The negative reactions to your work really baffle me but the most vehement rants reek of crippling hypersensitivity or insecurity. It would be nice to live in a place where smart, offbeat work got more appreciation but i guess shit happens; thanks for making shit pie, and for all the laughs. The best to you, Cathie, Luke and everyone else involved.

mtr
cheese curls member

Unbelievable...I mean, you have to keep this up with the animation and the voice- the gay bird addition at the end...only topped by the "tiny little demons ass fucking in everybody's ears, AHAHAHAHAAHA"

simply amazing. I got this from a friend of yours in Bemidji and have sent it to about everyone I know.

More puppet and explicit attacks...amazing!!!!!!

Yu rulz so hardz manzy pants

Hey John, it's me. I know your wondering who I am, but that's a real good question isn't it? Who are we? But no, I'm not a fucking crackhead hippy. I don't care about that stuff. I just wanted to get your attention to say these things about your art:

Yes I consider what you do on youtube art

It's very entertaining, and strange

I mean that in a good way, you see too much crap on youtube that it starts to blend into one big pile of it all, and you can't differentiate one thing from the other.

Your the errant turd that reached the fertilizer companies and grew beautiful green grass on the lawn of some poor slob in a ghetto.

You rock the sh*t..

T-Mill out

URGAYY!!!1!

Oh wait, sorry, thought I was on YouTube.

Ohmylordy...
That was AWESOME. Makes my nipples throb.

long live the Total VOM. John 3:16

i love me some gay fags.

The single best thing ever. This is top-notch funny.

John,

Excellent work.
I have enjoyed every issue of Total Vom.
You are creative and just a freak- and I never see you being mean spirited like others say.
Keep on keepin' on.

Spleen

Hey, thanks for the plasma, dude. I almost was beheaded when I caught a tree masturbating near Lake Bemidji and, well, you know the rest.
CEO's need toys to brighten their dark souls. The devil is an eyeball named Sauron. Glad you made it to the forefront of Youtube so old-timey blues players could name you Henzry Rollins, Junior. You've got a nice legacy here, Holden. If any thing survives for the Soylent Race, let it be your detrimental universe. I'll be back.
B "Kijam" C

LOL that's my mom

"you dont know the meaning"

lol psycho bitch

i love this video

-hero

You have just confimed all my suspicions about you, YOU ARE AWESOME!

You are hilarious.