Shit the Shoe

You guys disgust me. GO TO HELL NOW YOU ASSHOLES. I'm absolutely pissed that you would post that video mocking God on Youtube. My 6 year old was playing with my iPhone and it went straight to ur stupid video. I swear i will kick your ass if i ever see you in person. Fuck you very much!!!

wow

the guy above me is crazy

u rock man

Just bcuz you got an iPhone dont make you better than us buddy, just be thankfull your kid didnt find any porn!

huh. maybe next time your six year old plays with your ipod it will go to this comment where she can learn some new words as her daddy makes threats in obscene language. or perhaps if you do meet this guy in person you can bring your kid along to watch you kick his ass.

hey idiot your kid shouldnt be playing with your cool iphone.. he might find your porn. and im guessing your not much of a role model for the young lad judging by your language.. anyways man your halarious i broke my leg at work and your videos make my day so much better keep it up we luv it!!

awesome vids. keep em comin.

If God is an omnipotent supreme being, why would he care if a mortal man tries to mock him? How could God be threatened by this? It's the ideas devised by men that are threatened by mocking. Is that why you feel threatened, Chris?

Funny how that dipshit thinks his kid seeing someone "mock" God is worse than the little one learning the "Shit the Shoe" tune.

Just found this site. I've been laughing so hard I've shit myself. I wish I were near my sneakers.

you should make a video about chris.. and it could be called "chrisgiving" chris is the def a dumb ass and i think this needs to be exploited and there is no better man for the job..

To Chris: Hey , i guess november the 11th wasn't one of ur best days...... tough shit bro. If your daughter ended up seeing Jonh's video.... why this one? There're thousands of them here....... weird eh? You know, everyday of our present life holds an answer to some shit relate to us. Its up to us to open up to grab it or it'll be gone, maybe forever...maybe not.

I think John has a point in his video but def he came across with some extreme good shit, like compearing God with an eyeball. Kinda cool God he has, right? Think he's confuse about it but He'll find out------ For other people is an old man, very grounded with kind eyes and a white bear---- for me it's an image the church idealized as the easiest wat cause it's a human like us so we could feel close and very related to it..... i'm stoping this chat here bro, Sorry but i gotta go now. Get a iphone for your daughter man, it's seems she's figuring out ,somehow, how to get here answer

Best whishes

J

Dude, John, this is great shit. I love Sam's animation... perfect tracking too by the way.

Keep shitting the shoe, man.

Dont Shoot Until you see he whites of god's eyes

Hey Chris,
where is your sense of humor and your control as the parent? I would simply explain to my daughter that there is junk on the net and to set up my security to kid friendly... Then, I'd watch the video he was responding to, because its irrelevant to anything other than humor.

Who are you to feel justified causing bodily harm to someone for some imaginary dude with sandals in pixie dust in the sky, anyway? That tells me that your not fit to be a parent.

You're blowing up, dude! Great job!

I'm a long-time fan and was delighted and flabbergasted to see you have finallly caught the attention of the YouTube poo-bahs. Featured video, 230,000 views and counting. You're a big star now, but no longer my little secret. Bitter sweet.

you'd KILL him? that's a little worse than saying something rude on a video you crazy mo fo

As I watched your videos in reverse order I thought to myself... Am i time travelling? Because to me...time only matters when it flies by. That's when I realized this "vlog" this "tube" of yours could not ever belong to one person. That's when I realised what you were really up to. You're stealing my time. Slowly but surely you're building up a team of assholes to steal........no....kidnap....then rape..my time. You're a thief of silence. You're henry rollins if he played scrabble while working out and used the scrabble words to make a stupid song about something pertinent that then becomes revelatory yet esoteric and that's funny somehow. That didn't make enough sense to justify me typing it.......but hey..........it's all about honesty here. And I like that no matter how much I type....this comment box doesn't stop accepting characters. That shit sucks...

You know, Chris, that really made me think about what I did when I was six. I watched G.I. Joes, played with legos, went to day care, ate cold macaroni and didn't think about God at all.

I think Chris mocks God. I mean, where does he get off thinking he can send my friend John to hell. If I were a God that sent people to hell, I wouldn't send crude YouTube directors to damnation. I'd send Chris, with his totally useless threats, and his misdirected anger, and hate posts to a film school in Upstate New York, with fire and brimstone.

I'd also ride a big fire-dragon around Alpha Centauri, and kiss Natalie Portman with giant God lips. And shave that big beard. I'd be a younger fresher God. A God fit for a Colgate commercial. I'd also probably send out a flier explaining that NO, I did not put dinosaur bones in the ground to trick you, I just thought evolution was really FUCKing cool. (Side Note: Don't worry Chris, I'd make the flier really inoffensive, and in glitter glue, so it would dazzle, amaze, and be rather informative to six year olds with bad, dumb parents.

Whoa Kvale, you are clever. I mean really.

you discus me yall should not be making fun of god yall are so stupid yall now that god is wacting u all ad i hope he gets yall for mamcking fun of him.

shut up u crazy stupid dumb as.

Chris, I think your daughter needs to learn a lesson on privacy. Tell that little bitch to stay the fuck away from your iPhone, then smack her around and say "If you want to be a whore, then go down to 12th Avenue with all the other prostitutes and see what it's like to be called 'Candy' while giving a rimjob to some 43 year old pedophile as his buddy fucks you in the ass!"

So you rock my socks big time dude!!! you are by far more made of awesome than anyone I've seen on youtube come to Canada

come on we all know god is just mythology.. we evolved her over eons seeded by extraterrestrial microbes.. the ancients came up with the term god relating to the sun and just personified it with his own image.. ;P

Wow, Awesome.

It is amazing how so many people believe in shit that is totally false. If all the shit people believe was true *something* would happen. Like divine lightening and whatnot.

There is a whole world out there lying to themselves believing something that is not true just so they can feel better about themselves.

It is very weak, but I guess I believe in the power of good over evil and one over zero and god over the devil.

Strike me down. lol.

i do like this puppet.... but i think we should make a video with your fist up my pussy ;)