Mystery Stink Spot on the Carpet

I've watch your videos and I have to say I enjoy then thoroughly. "Don't you know she's already full of starch. Yeah!"
Hehehehehe.... funny.

Man... crazy people are the best entertainment ever. I always wonder: How'd they frickin get that way? I'd SO want your job if it didn't involve wiping shit out of vaginas. Can you set up a spy camera so we can watch the insanity? No? Confidentiality breach? Oh well... I tried.

Love to contribute some cheese curls and a 40 oz. or two. Are you still panhandling?

P.S. I spent two years in L.A. (living in the little Chechnya area of Los Feliz). Two loneliest years of my life. This was the late 1980s. Everyone I met took five seconds (usually less) to figure out if I could further their career or not, and since I couldn't, boom on to the next person. I was trying to write screenplays, waiting tables at The Good Earth (I don't think it's there anymore). Every waiter was something else, an actor, a director, a writer like me. But we were all just waiters. One guy was trying to be an Arnold Schwarzenegger body double. He was roided out before anyone knew what steriods were. But he was a terrible waiter. I'll never forget this. These two cute girls he waited on wrote on the back of one his checks in the comments section, 'Buff but slow.'

John,

Another good tale- I have always particularly liked the episodes where you talk about working with patients. I work in the mental health field as well and can relate fully to the humor imbued in the job. You have to keep a tongue-in-cheek perspective lest it relly get to you. (That's why most of your co-workers are insane as well- likely too narrow-minded to have a sense of humor.) Keep up the odd work- and whatever you do, don't rat Myrtle out. ;)

keep it up man and when you're done put it all on a dvd and sell that shit

i still love you.

Your videos and albums are the only thing getting me through final exams right now. I think I'd give up on quantum mechanics altogether if it weren't for your stories about group homes and random encounters playing in my ear, making me laugh hysterically in the library.

I have been trying to figure out what seems so familiar about your face, and I realized today that you look very Polish to me. I have quite a few friends from Poland and you look like some of them. Are you polish?

Also, I think I read someone else suggest that you put your videos on DVD and sell them. You don't seem like you're in this for profit, but I think that's a great idea. If you did that, I'd buy several. I applaud you for offering your stuff for free but people actually are willing to give you money so that you can eat and pay your rent.

if every one paid you just one cent to watch your video you could begin to make a living

The last time I saw you you were boarding your homemade raft and heading south down the Mississippi. The time before that you were drinking dish soap in our living room. You are a Real American Hero. I might watch your other videos.

friends with your cousin forrest,

Eric

ps) can you send me that kirby song where you proclaim 'hey kirby sign a turd for me' ? if you have it.