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swivley chicken is for loooosers

I liked this better than anything you've done for a long time, John. Hats off, old horse. You really nailed it. All your best elements were in the mix. And still it was somewhat experimental!!! You really nailed it, Holden. This is the video I been waitin' for. Seemed you were pandering too much to the crowd as of late. But what made you great in the first place was your self-confidence and rebelious nature mixed with story telling and a true revealing of your artistic soul. The only thing which could've topped it all would have been if you'd have felt, "a song coming on," and hit us with some immaculate treat like, "Don't fuck with my meatsack."

You have the power to thrill. You have the power to entertain. You have the power to distill the essence of subjective experience and memories of tender youth in terse, point-blank, hard-hitting nouns. You are the man. Don't water it down with gimmicks. You can feel the right stuff when you get drunk and reach down there to the bottom of the barrel.

You took a trip around the world. You are the freshest talent on the internet today. Don't compromise the dream. Punch through the tempting offers which only stand to placate the masses. Go for artistry untainted. You are a visionary who began with a video cam and a dream. You rowing naked on a lake in Minnesota is nearer the truth than an animated hand puppet. You're a small town boy and you ought not wish it away.

Great video this time, Holden. Great video. I believe in you.

fjell

Sometimes when I laugh at your show it's a nervous laughter, I'm not sure how to react to the stories. As always very enjoyable. Fjell_strom really likes you.

these dumpster wings are living amazingly in a dumpster in denver.
maybe those arent the dumpster wings of your dreams... but they are of mine.

I love you John Holden.

Your skin is lovely.

i havent watch it,
but alredy i like it!
its almost lik ive been
impregnated by its essens.
tell me john, do you wear
protecion when you make
video?

"How long did we sleep for?
I don't know.
You didn't know.

All I know is...
When you woke up you were
Really hornnnyyyyyyyyyy...

For me."

You were so close...
You see cause,
HUMOR should explode,
our of your MOUTH,
go back,
up your DICK,
come out,
out of your ASS!!"

Where the hell are you, meng?

cacaw