John,
this is an amazing video... profound... retards aren't always the huggable helpless fuckers tv makes them out to be... i'm glad this video makes that point. maybe i'm a little drunk as i type this... but i just want you to know that i am so happy that you exist, and your videos have meaning to me... so thanks, man, and keep on keeping on... you are so fucking entertaining. right now i'm watching 'factotum'(2005) and i'm wondering what you think about it.
you rock man, thanks for making me feel not so alone in the world.
~pill~
You have just confimed all my suspicions about you, YOU ARE AWESOME!
ha ha... she said "I think we should do it".
I like cake.
No one can distil rarefied diamond truth bullets straight through my brain like you.
You sir, are a modern day poet and philosopher. I salute you!
Its good to stay busy.
Oh John, please make a podcast.
You are a hero to me.
lol
*gleefully and evilly rubs hands together as she prepares* }=D
I know Trout, he's good in the sack
John Holden of Minnesota I dont much like this video either. I think your fucking your talent away. Why don't you make more videos that I like, "One for the Old time Fans for example". Why can't you keep making that same video over and over. Im only trying to help you, I mean you could be as big as Margret Meade but lately your just like Pulp, remember Pulp in the 1995 they were huge. Now don't be dumb and fuck away our chance I mean your cance at fame and glory and potential. I mean you could be Prime Minister if you do what I tell you. I've had a lot of time to think about it.
Admiring you always,
Norwegian Mountain Man
You made an effort to be funny. That is nice of you. But, to be honest, you could just as well have saved yourself the trouble. Because I couldn't help focussing on Christine. What she has to say is so interesting to me, that your comments and the butterfly were hardly noticed. They were not even slightly disturbing. They were... sort of nothing. I'm sorry... So: nice try, but wasted wannabefunny-energy on this particular viewer. And now I will go looking for some really funny videos. Greetings from the Netherlands.
its been a while...... id like to meet this paul.
I enjoy your videos John. you have the best show on the internet and I feel honored to be able to watch
You sound different somehow.
I'm sitting in my chair trying to think of something to say.
I enjoy your videos. Your videos are my favourite videos on the internet.
Hoping you might understand how important you are is almost worth knowing how trivial and ridiculous everything else is.
I often compare myself to an old constipated man too.
The audience was worse than a laugh track. Made it harder to concentrate on the story.
I dunno what they are talking about; I get lots out of your videos... like now I'll actually take the stick and the carrot out of my ass so I can easily take a good long poop.
I'll let you know how it goes.
Ghandi once said:
"Shit on my chest! It will make you feel better."
Wait, I think that was my ex-girlfriend.
fjell's in America this week, for the first time in over 5 years. Came to find my old love. Haven't seen her since '96. Slike Holden goin' back to Japan.
Wishing you all the best on your creative journeys - specially John.
From Kalamazoo,
fjell
ps - hey pill!