Issue #2: Pages 9 & 10

A clown named Chuck gets stopped at the border as he is driving to a show in Ontario. After interrogating him and searching his brightly colored van, customs gives him a cavity search. They discover a balloon containing nothing. Customs Officer #1: What the hell is this? Chuck: I'm a professional performer sir. I eat rubber balloons and low them up with my asshole, while a balloon animal sculptor gives me a butt massage. Customs Officer #2: We don't want your kind in Canada! Or America! Customs Officer #1: Beat his lights out to hell!