Issue #3: Pages 1 & 2

I was too cowardly to confront my seventh grade teacher directly. I should have told her to shut up but instead I went to the bathroom and peed on the wall. Then I found a valve underneath the sink and turned it all the way. This became my after school ritual. I called it evening the score. One afternoon, Mrs. Haghdal, the principal, called all the boys to an assembly.