Issue #8: Pages 5 & 6

My mom made me pay to have another reattached even though there was no way I could have known a little, tiny lego would have done that. The third time was when I made her kiss me and our teeth collided. I said, God mom, why do I have to keep paying for this. And she said, because you never learn. But I guess the dentist was tired of fixing it too because he decided to wait until she was older.